1. blueflight:

    [AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

    Reblogged from: ugly
  2. joshpeck:

    joshpeck:

    the real question is should i post a selfie

    due to a high level of interest a new selfie will be dropping tonight at 7:30 pm eastern standard time be on the lookout for it on your local dashboard

    Reblogged from: joshpeck
  3. beautifullysociopathictitans:

whatdoyoumeantheresonly3episodes:

kirkladnan:

I’M HILARIOUS

It’s true though.
"Honey, wear a jacket."
"I’LL BE FINE, I’M A VIKING."
"You’re 45 kg, you-"
"I SAID I’M A VIKING."
"You tripped over your own feet this-"
"VIKING, MOTHER, VIKING."
"Honey, just-"
"VI."
"…"
"KING."

I’m crying Freddie what

    beautifullysociopathictitans:

    whatdoyoumeantheresonly3episodes:

    kirkladnan:

    I’M HILARIOUS

    It’s true though.

    "Honey, wear a jacket."

    "I’LL BE FINE, I’M A VIKING."

    "You’re 45 kg, you-"

    "I SAID I’M A VIKING."

    "You tripped over your own feet this-"

    "VIKING, MOTHER, VIKING."

    "Honey, just-"

    "VI."

    "…"

    "KING."

    I’m crying Freddie what

    Reblogged from: odins-one-eyed-fuck
  4. theumbrigdeway:

joewalkers-abs:

OH MY FUCK.
    Reblogged from: odins-one-eyed-fuck
  5. crazyforshoey:

    my-darling-loki:

    thewakeupcall:

    this post is everything omg 

    I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.

    Aww :(

    Reblogged from: ugly
  6. hannibal-and-dory:

    timedetective:

    asgardiancherrypudding:

    luminous-lu:

    emeraldsd:

    image

    This is now my favorite post. Ever. 

    never forget to wash the butt.

    TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG

    Keep away from fire especially when wearing

    Reblogged from: officialfrenchtoast
  7. alekshdfilms:

    one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

    Reblogged from: the-absolute-funniest-posts
  8. THIS IS SO CUTE OMG

    THIS IS SO CUTE OMG

    Reblogged from: thefuuuucomics
  9. ringostarring:

    ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

    image

    well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

    image

    what did you say, punk?

    image

    bIG

    image

    MEATY

    image

    CLAWS

    image

    WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

    image

    BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

    image

    no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

    image

    OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

    image

    Reblogged from: ugly
  10. joshpeck:

    amberbee112:

    joshpeck:

    WE’RE GOING TO DIE IF THE BEES DIE SAVE THE BEES GOD DAMNIT GO SAVE THEM RIGHT NOW GET OFF OF THE TUMBLR AND SAVE A BEE

    hey i didnt know hugh had a tumblr

    WHO IS HUGH I’M JUST A HUMBLE BEE RIGHT’S ACTIVIST NAMED JOSH

    Reblogged from: joshpeck
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