15, US, unable to find my left shoe.
[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]
the real question is should i post a selfie
due to a high level of interest a new selfie will be dropping tonight at 7:30 pm eastern standard time be on the lookout for it on your local dashboard
this post is everything omg
I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.
This is now my favorite post. Ever.
never forget to wash the butt.
TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG
Keep away from fire especially when wearing
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
WE’RE GOING TO DIE IF THE BEES DIE SAVE THE BEES GOD DAMNIT GO SAVE THEM RIGHT NOW GET OFF OF THE TUMBLR AND SAVE A BEE
hey i didnt know hugh had a tumblr
WHO IS HUGH I’M JUST A HUMBLE BEE RIGHT’S ACTIVIST NAMED JOSH